On the M & A front . . .

In an 8-K filed today, Ricks Cabaret International, Inc., franchiser of “upscale gentlemen’s clubs” across the U.S., announced an asset purchase agreement in which it acquired Jaguar’s Gold Club, an “adult entertainment cabaret” in Fort Worth, Texas.  Exhibit 1.3 of the filing is a laundry list of material items that are part of the purchase.  Highlights:

Disco balls

Pool table

Tanning bed

True beer boxes

Strobe lights

Leopard print sofa

Paper shredder

(Insert your own clever punchline here.)